as some of you know, i am a cosmetologist. and unlike most of us "cos" girls, i work in a barbershop. many people have asked me why work at a barbershop instead of a salon. well, my friends, i shall tell you.
1. salons are full of girls that have inhaled more deadly chemicals that hitler could have ever produced. this is what makes the steriotypical cosmetologist so "ditsy" and extremely annoying. they have killed off their brain cells.
2. im sick of hearing women complain about their husbands/boyfriends all day. "why can't my husband just put the toilet seat down?!"
"well its not that hard to put it down yourself, sweet cheeks. besides, men don't enjoy the avalanche of tampons, pads, and other various feminine products they enounter every morning when they atempt to find their tooth brush in the medicine cabnet." ooo how i wish i could say that without getting fired ...
3. guys are funnier, thus making my work a lot more enjoyable.
4. the men you meet in a salon are gay. the men you meet in a barbershop are not. but i have a boy myself so im ok there.
dont get me wrong, fellow blogeteers, i love my work and what i do. quite frankly it rocks.
till next time, wish-you-were-me-ers! ;)
Monday, January 08, 2007
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