men & women
Q) Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A) Because they all already have boyfriends.

Q) What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A) A widow.

Q) Why are married women heavier than single women?
A) Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q) Why are men like public toilets?
A) They're always vacant, engaged or full of sh*t.

Q) What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A) One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching his a**... and the other is a chimpanzee.

xoxo, 'ren